1. The first part of the procedure is to swap your wheels for a warp bubble drive unit. These are readily available at most auto repair centres. If you have difficulty finding a unit one can be made quite simply out of a sun-dial.

2. Once you have located your bubble drive you will need to remove your wheels and dispose of them. The 'environment' is a major concern for us all so it is important you process them in an ECO-CONSCIOUS manner. For details on Saabgeeks environmental concerns see the 'rain forest retreat' page.

3. In order to install the unit into your Saab it will be necessary to create a total 'deep space effect' vacuum. The digram clearly shows how this can be achieved using only household products. Breathing apparatus will be required - I recommend a wetsuit with a goldfish bowl on your head for maximum security.

4. The graph speaks for itself.